Working At McDonalds Is Bad For Your Health

Thanks to last years documentary, Super Size Me, we were all aware that eating at McDonalds could kill you. But now it seems that working there poses a serious health risk as well. Charlie Bell, the 44 year old CEO of McDonalds, died of cancer this past weekend after a battle with cancer. He had taken over the top McJob last year when the former CEO died of a heart attack.

Mr. Bell had been working on at McDonalds since 15, and became Australia's youngest ever store manager at 19. I find it strange that an Australian would strive to become the top man at McDonalds, as I've never seen a shrimp nor a barbie during any of my visits to McDonalds. But I've haven't eaten anything other than breakfast there in over a decade, so perhaps things have changed. Nevertheless, Mr. Bell was a fierce competitor and rose to the top, saying he "would ram a fire hose down any competitor's throat if he saw him drowning". Sounds like the fast food business is a cut throat industry. And that competitive stress can't be too good for your health. The stress of coming up with brilliant slogans like "I'm lovin' it" must be overwhelming at times. But in McDonalds defence, Mr. Bell said he ate a McDonalds product everyday, so it might have been the food the killed him after all.

As if McDonald's giving you a heartattack or cancer isn't bad enough, the fact that it takes in so much fat-people money makes it a prime target for robbery. This past weekend some insane samurai wannabes robbed a McDonalds at sword point. Apparently they pointed a sword through the drive through window and then some dude shimmied through that window and they held the sword to the 17 year old manager's throat. So it doesn't seem to matter if you're working at the fry counter or in the boardroom, if you're working for McDonalds, you're taking a chance.


@ 1:08 PM, Anonymous kicked the following game:

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@ 8:24 PM, Anonymous kicked the following game:

i totally agreee i got brain washed when i saw the movie super size me

 

@ 6:04 AM, FLOWER POWER! kicked the following game:

i don't like mcdonalds anyways it is descusting and it tastes like plastic!!!(well the cheese does!) well thank you who ever made this website i needed the info for a debate!!

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@ 6:06 AM, FLOWER POWER! kicked the following game:

I HATWE MCDONALDS IT TASTES LIKE PLASTIC AND YOU CAN DIE FROM IT!! ALL FAST FOOD STORES ARE BAD AND SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO ADVITISE!! THANKYOU VERY MUCH FOR THIS WEBSITE IT GAVE ME MANY IDEAS FOR MY DABATE 2MORROW!!


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@ 10:02 AM, emz kicked the following game:

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@ 10:04 AM, lankey gurl kicked the following game:

hi its me i just fink u sld no dat da mc donlads restaraunts r a waste of space n should all be closed dwn cause of all da staff r mingas n horrible!!!! p.s hiya emz

 

@ 6:52 PM, hell kicked the following game:

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@ 7:11 PM, hell kicked the following game:

I mean Mcdonalds is fating

 

@ 9:31 PM, Matt Coff kicked the following game:

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@ 3:32 PM, pretty in punk kicked the following game:

fuck mcdonalds! all these fucking meat industries! there all a bunch of fucking murderers!!! killing inoccent animals for there god damn pleasure!!!!! its all a bunch of bullshit, all these slaughter houses, and people pumping their money into these industries, iTS ALL BULLSHiT!

 

@ 2:09 AM, aaron kicked the following game:

i work at mcdonalds, it is shit

 

@ 3:49 PM, jacob lohnes kicked the following game:

i love mcdonalds guys

 

@ 3:50 PM, jacob kicked the following game:

mcdonalds rocks dont diss

 

@ 12:03 PM, Austin kicked the following game:

I worked at mcdonalds and it sucked so much. The food is nasty and it promotes fat asses.

 

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