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Saturday, November 20, 2004

LENNOX LEWIS 

From: Mario
To: Lennox Lewis
Date: 2/21/2002
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(message)
Hey Lennox, you da man! I was just wondering, I thought you were Canadian, didn't you fight for Canada in the Olympics? Just wondering because I heard you speak the other day but with a British accent, is that a real accent or one of those Gwenyth Paltrow things? What's next for u in the ring?
Cheers, margreek@hotmail.com


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(reply)
Lennox has read your message. We'd like to confirm, that is his real accent and reflects his diverse background. He suggests you keep an eye on his website for the latest information on Fight plans.
Kind Regards Yours sincerely
Adrian Ogan
Commercial Manager Lennox Lewis



Wednesday, November 10, 2004

WIMBLEDON 

From: Mario
To: Wimbledon
Date: 2/21/2002
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(message)
I'd like to play a game of tennis on the sacred grounds of Wimbleton. How can I play on a court? What are the court fees, can I wear cleats? Thanks, margreek@hotmail.com


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(reply)
Unfortunately it is not possible to play at Wimbledon. Many thanks for your interest.



JOHNNNY BENCH 

From: Mario
To: Johnny Bench
Date: 2/21/2002
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(message)
Dear Mr.Bench,
You are one of my all-time favorite players. I have a question, I hope you will respond to. I'm from Canada and on our volleyball team we have a player who never gets on the court. We refer to him as Johnny Bench, because he's always on the bench. If this offends you in any way I will put a stop to it, thanks, please let me know.
margreek@hotmail.com


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(reply)
Dear Mario,
Perhaps you can answer your own question. Did Johnny Bench spend much time on the dugout bench? Thank you for visiting the site and Johnny wishes you the best.
JB5, Inc.



BOSTON MARATHON 

From: Mario
To: Boston Marathon
Date: 2/21/2002
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(message)
Boston Marathon, no problem. I'm Greek and we invented the marathon. How do I enroll to run in this so-called marathon. Please tell me the appropriate action I must take, I'm psyched.
Thanks, see u soon,
margreek@hotmail.com


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(reply)
Sorry, you cannot enter the Boston Marathon at this time. Entries closed on March 1st.
Boston Athletic Association
www.bostonmarathon.org



MARILYN BODOGH 

From: Mario
To: Marilyn C. Bodogh
Date: 2/21/2002
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(message)
Hey Marilyn, how are you?
I have a quick question, I am a skip on my curling team and I need some advice on the type of brush I need to use. Whenever a fellow team mate makes a great shot I give them a little love tap on the behind with my brush. Sometimes they complain about the pain associated with that. They don't mind the loves taps because they appreciate the fact that I acknowledge them. So my question is, if there are any types of brushes that are softer on the behind then others.
Thanks and good luck in 2000,
Mario


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(reply)
Hi Mario,
Don't tap so hard and get a HAMMER broom. that's what I use.
Cheers, Marilyn



NEW YORK ISLANDERS 

From: Mario
To: New York Islanders
Date: 2/21/2002
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(message)
Hey NY, my brother is a huge Islanders fan. I used to hate them until Aris Brismanis started to play for you guys. He is a hero for all Greeks. Any info on him? He is Greek right? Your organization should be proud :)


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Mario,
Thanks for your e-mail. We are all proud of Aris. The last couple of years have been tough here on the island, and Aris is one of many players who were happy o come here and do their best for the organization. He diligently filled a need at defense for us, and from what I understand, he was a stand-up guy in the lockeroom. Unfortunately, he is presently un-signed, but we hope to add him to our roster soon to continue his good work.
Thanks again for the e-mail. We hope to see you at a game this year.
Kerry Cornils
Manager of Customer Service



HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS 

From: Shane
To: Harlem Globetrotters
Date: 3/6/2002
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(message)
Hello There,
I am a huge basketball fan and an even bigger Globetrotter fan. You guys put on a great show.
I have a question for you: would you ever have a white player on the 'trotters? I have some decent ballin' skills and would love to be a Globetrotter. We could even have an angle where I try to dunk on a real low net, but can't because I can't jump. The whole white men can't jump angle!
Let me know what you think.
Thanks and keep up the good work,
-Shane


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(reply)
If you are interested in trying out, go the roster section of our website. At the bottom is an area that you click on that provides tryout information.



USA FENCING 

From: Mario
To: USA Fencing
Date: 5/13/2002
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(message)
Hi I am a fencer from Canada. I hate it when I tell people that I am a fencer and they assume I put up fences around homes or parks. Is there a better term or another word that describes our excellent sport? I've been using a Mr. Epee but it sounds kind of fruioty. Just let me know if I am missing some vocab, thanks.
Mario


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(reply)
Dear Mario
I don't think we have a term. You could say swordsman ?? or epeeist.
Sarah



THE WNBA 

From: Mario
To: THE WNBA
Date: 6/13/2002
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(message)
Dear WNBA,
I have just recently become a fan of your league. I notice you have the same letters as NBA but with a W in front of it. What does the "W" satnd for? Is it Winter? White? Weiner? Please help me out. In watching your games I notice that the league is comprised mostly of women, a see a few male coaches but other than that, where are the men? Are there not any men good enough to play in your league?
Thanks, Mar Greek


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(reply)
Thank you for contacting the Women's National Basketball Association through WNBA.com, the official website of the WNBA. Your questions and comments are very important to us. Although we may not respond personally to every e-mail, we value your opinion and read every suggestion in order to improve the quality of service fans have come to expect from the WNBA.
We will be sure to forward your e-mail on to the appropriate department.
We appreciate your interest in the WNBA.
Thank you,
WNBA.com



THE IDITAROD 

From: Mario
To: The Iditarod
Date: 6/13/2002
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(message)
Dear Iditarod,
I have heard many Great things about your amazing race. You whip those dogs, make them run across the arctic and starve them like crazy so that some dude can win a race, that's quite amazing. I want to enter this race but lack the necessary ressources. Instead of a sled I want to use a cardboard box and instead of dogs, little 12 year old Greek boys. I am not familiar with the rules of the race, so please let me know how to enter and if I can use my own equipment.
Thanks,
Mar Greek


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(reply)
Iditarod Trail Committee Incorporated
PO Box 870800
Wasilla, Alaska 99687-080
Ph. 907-376-5155
Fax 907-373-6998

The Iditarod Trail International Sled Dog Race shall be an open class race for all dog mushers meeting the entry qualifications as set forth by the Board of Directors of the Iditarod Trail Committee, Inc. Recognizing the varying degrees of experience, monetary support and residence locations of a musher, the Trail Committee shall encourage and maintain the philosophy that the race be constructed to permit all qualified mushers who wish to enter and complete the race to do so. The object of the race is to determine which musher and dogs can cover the race in the shortest time under their own power and without aid of others. That is determined by the nose of the first dog to cross the finish line. To that end, the Iditarod Trail Committee has established the following rules and policies to govern the race.
http://www.iditarod.com/2002_rules___policies.html



RANDY ORTON 

From: Mario
To: Randy Orton
Date: 10/27/2002
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(message)
Hey Randy Orton, you are a great up and coming wrestler. You haven't reached big success yet and you know why? You are not Greek. If you played a "Greek" gimmick you would get over with fans everywhere, and not to mention all the ladies. If you want to change your gimmick fell free, just change your name to Haralambos Ortonis.
Good Luck, Mario


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(reply)
Dear Randy Orton Fan:
Thank you for your well wishes as I recover from my shoulder injury. As you can see, life as a third generation superstar isn't always easy, but thanks to the unrelenting support of all you fans, I should be back in the ring in no time.
Fortunately, just because my shoulder's injured doesn't mean the rest of my body is (if you know what I mean, ladies :) )
Anyway, I digress.
Thanks again,
Randy Orton



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