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Thursday, October 14, 2004

THE GAP 

From: Mario
To: The Gap
Date: 4/29/2002
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(message)
Dear Gap,
I think your clothes suck and are over priced. But being a good guy that I am, I have an awesome new clothing line I am willing to sell to you. It's called a "tsolia". It is the authentic Greek soldier uniform. It is wildly recognized and is very comfortable. I have drawing and patterns of it which can be forwarded to you for your consideration. Please consider my proposal because all you have right now is catchy commercials, get some decent clothing!
Mario


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(reply)
Dear Mario,
We are unable to accept or review unsolicited proposals suggesting a new product or advertising campaign. At Gap Inc., we work constantly to develop new product ideas and marketing strategies in a wide variety of areas. We do this to enhance and improve existing products, as well as to develop new merchandise for our customers. You may also be aware that we have an in-house design staff dedicated to the development, design and marketing of our products. While we appreciate your interest in Gap Inc., we do not accept unsolicited ideas or business proposals from outside people or business entities, therefore, we are unable to consider your proposal.



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